>>There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
>>Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
>>I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
>>To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
>>An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
>>Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Sun 08 May 2011, 9:42 pm by 
edi wag kayo 2mawa hhmmppp....
